不要跟我說對不起，不原諒你好像是我的錯。

　　Dont say sorry to me. It seems that it is my fault not to forgive you.

　　我媽說讓我把對象帶回家，我說一桌坐不下。

　　My mother said I would take my partner home, but I said I couldnt sit at one table.

　　遊戲可以輸，怼人不能輸，不然容易影響我睡眠質量。

　　The game can be lost, but people cant lose, otherwise it will easily affect my sleep quality.

　　發個朋友圈還要考慮别人感受，那還發什麼朋友圈，發傳單好了。

　　If you send a circle of friends, you should also consider other peoples feelings. What kind of circle of friends and leaflets should you send?

　　我可沒說你不要臉，我隻說不要臉的都長你這樣。

　　I didnt say you were shameless, I just said shameless people look like you.

　　我說話從不帶刺，要是讓你難堪了，那是我故意的。

　　I never put a thorn in my mouth. If I embarrass you, I did it on purpose.

　　我不看輝煌時誰敬的酒，隻看落魄時誰是剩下的友。

　　I dont look at who respects wine when I am brilliant, but who is the remaining friend when I am down and out.

　　人生短短幾十年，就算不能轟轟烈烈，也不能窩窩囊囊。

　　Life is just a few decades, even if it cant be vigorous, it cant be a nest.

　　我們都在準備結婚，再也沒時間談戀愛。

　　We are both getting married and have no time to fall in love anymore.

　　哪裡跌倒，哪裡爬起。老是在那裡跌倒，我懷疑那裡有個坑！

　　Where you fall, where you climb. Keep falling down there, I suspect there is a pit there!

　　小時候我想做一個快樂的大人，但長大後發現世上根本沒有‘快樂的大人’這種職業。

　　When I was a child, I wanted to be a happy adult, but when I grew up, I found that there was no such profession as happy adult.

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